Nov
30
Tooth review
November 30, 2009 | |
TOOTH
1/10
UK
2004 : Edouard NAMMOUR : 90 mins
And you thought
visiting the dentist was painful? Try sitting owing to this jaw-droppingly
ghastly British kids? talkie in which the Tooth Fairy (Yasmin Paige) ? a
feisty girl-power moppet - and her human pals unite up to save Christmas
(in a
February
emancipation?) from the dastardly ?fairy hunter? Plug
(Harry Enfield). The script, supervision and ?dearest? effects are contaminated,
criminally wasting a top-studded cast (Richard E Distribute, Stephen Fry etc).
Worst of all, the whole thing ? though visibly shot in the Home Counties
- is supposed to be taking place in the admissible ol? USA, with the half the
cast putting on unconvincing Yank accents. How does junk like this
get green-lit, made and released? Anyone inflicting
Tooth
on their
Often used as plural child should be reported to the collective services, pronto.
3
rd
February, 2004
(seen 24th January : Cineworld, Milton Keynes ?
CinemaDays
event)
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